These old-people jokes will have you laughing for years to come. And if your memory isn't what it used to be, they're just as ...

The veteran left-handed pitcher, who turns 46 in March, addressed his future in Major League Baseball with a sense of humor.

I say all of this, in turn, to the millions of LeBron James fans who thought this whole "Second Decision" social media campaign was going to end with him announcing his retirement, or at least his ...