101. "The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible." —Jean ...

"Had an interview today and my belly rumbled, the lady goes 'missed lunch?' i told her na im hungry for success LOOOOOOL" ...

Last Updated on October 30, 2025 by Colby Droscher These George Carlin quotes prove his sharp humor and brutal honesty still ...

Shifting Gears' star Tim Allen found a way to poke fun at his time behind bars after being arrested at age 25 on drug ...